Did you see my BUTT??

What will become of Gen-Cor???

Sure, I'm an unappealing actor in a bad movie, sure!

*fist pump* Rocking!

Ha, I wish. What I wouldn't give for a quirky lesbian companion who would fuck a guy up with a pool cue for me without even asking why. *sigh* A man can dream though, a man can dream.

Agreed, Veronica is awesome. At the Tops I convinced Benny to speak to me alone, when I rejected his offer he pulled out a pistol and started shooting. I thought I was fucked but Veronica, without even hesitating, grabbed a pool cue and just started wailing on him. It gave me enough time to lockpick a nearby wall…

Agrias is a total badass.

Thanks for reminding me this was out today! Heading over to Amoeba to get it right now. Grimes just hits all of the right buttons for me, Scream and Realiti have been in constant rotation for the past week or so. Part of me thinks Claire is really too hard on herself, but the other part thinks 'Go' kinda sucked and…

I don't think it's hyperbole to say that Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga is one of my all time favorite games, so my hopes for this one are a little high. So far it's great!

One of my favorite game quotes, but in the PSP retranslation they changed it to some bullshit! That pissed me off a lot more than it should have.

I really, really regretted letting Ben die, but I had already used my one veto and changing my decision went against what I felt the game stood for…I also, like you, chose to try and save Larry. I eventually won Kenny's trust back in Episode 3, it moved me alot more than it should have.

The Walking Dead: Season 1 Spoilers!!!

In the span of two weeks I have beaten both seasons of The Walking Dead and Final Fantasy Tactics. I am currently in the midst of an extreme existensial crisis, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

I remember that "Temptation Island" show where couples went to some really fancy resort and the show just encouraged them all to cheat on eachother, with some really vague implied prize at the end. That was the first time I really felt skeevy watching this whole reality show thing. It would not be the last.

In the span of two weeks I have beaten both seasons of The Walking Dead and Final Fantasy Tactics. I am currently in the midst of an extreme existensial crisis, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

I played Silent Hill 2 almost fifteen god damn years ago and it still haunts me. I'll be going about my day and then "James…you made me happy" will randomly pop into my head, then I need to curl into a fetal position and smoke a cigarette. What an amazing game.

Favorite Mel Brooks scene has to be the Spaceballs "comb the desert" gag, when Col. Sanders asks Darth Helmet: "are we being too literal?"

"You think you're gonna live forever Leon, but you're gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife."

The making of Trout Mask Replica would make a really great fucked up movie. Whiplash meets Martha May Marcy Marlene. Also it would have Frank Zappa in it. I'm bad at giving pitches.

"Oh cool! A film set in Pittsburgh, my old hometown!"
*reads review*
"Oh shit. Another dreary and depressing film set in Pittsburgh…"
It's a nice city, I swear it is!