Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

I pretended to be straight for 20 years. Does that count?

Yea, it’s judgey. “Excess” to you could be totally affordable and reasonable for others. My sister is inviting 150 people and spending about $20,000. She’s not going into debt for it.

I worked at Applebee's for almost three years in my hometown of about 22,000 people. I was working full time as a hostess and the to-go server, and was also working full time in our local junior high school in a classroom for troubled kids. I'd get to the school at 7:00 in the morning, work until 3:30, go home, change…

Something I wish this article mentioned: last year, the nation also removed a 5% tax on fresh produce.

I was late for French (2nd year college so everything was in French all the time), and said, upon entering class, "Pardonnez-moi! Beaucoup de traffique." Everyone nodded except the professor who laughed, and we all looked at her, frowning. She said, "En Francaise, 'traffique' est... drugs."

Voldemort is going to be PISSED that y'all are still alive.

(Also these are lovely.)

This is Harley. She was kind of a cute puppy 😍

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Ok, I have a lot of feelings about this post, and about previous coverage of Madonna on this site and elsewhere of late.

pineapple is my favorite pizza topping. I only have it for lunch because of the excessive side eye my husband gives me.

It's weird enough when adults are this invested in liking something for children, but it's weirder yet when they're invested in hating it. Yeah, it's probably a little weird for an adult to own a One Direction CD, but it's worse yet when someone over fifteen has to make a fuss about how terrible they are. Find…

I'm a little sad that this story didn't end with the love egg hatching, and a cute little sex robot emerging, and then the sex robot deciding that the bomb disposal expert was its mama. The adventures they'd have.

I, for one, am excited about bringing Mpreg culture to light. For once, we can truly experience equality.

None of these is an academic publication, and you have wildly misunderstood risk assessment. You appear to lack any education in science, medicine, or biostatistics. You have every right to make your medical decisions based on anything you want, including rampant Googling and the phase of the moon. But if you lack the…

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

I got this.

Things hadn't been going well with Mr. JackAss for a couple months, but I had decided to stick through it during the holidays. Then, one afternoon, he offered to let me drive his Jeep. I shifted over to the driver's seat as he walked around to the other side. I adjusted the seat, and checked the mirrors as…

If it's a legitimate abortion clinic, the GOP has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

See, it honestly looks to me like the women are too weak to do the moves, especially in that last Vine. They can't even lift their legs up and move them with any strength.

WOW. You *are* still blaming the victims here. You're really focused on finding reasons to fault the victims in both these situations and I find it really sickening. The blame lies solely with the drivers. Your logic is not even sound — people die while sitting in cars EVERY day. If your vehicle is disabled, you will…