I love you.

Thanks for sharing the universal rules of movie criticism. I had no idea!

Have you never read this feature before? They’re literally all this long.

He did review the film, dumbfuck.

Please stop fucking saying this.

This is the correct perspective.

Yikes

They definitely play it up, but you can’t deny humans have a tendency for petty tribalism in general.

nah you good

oh cool

Millennial means you came of age around the millennium, not that you born during that time. People born around that time are firmly Gen Z. Millenials and Gen Y are the same thing.

It’s releases the writers love, not the Best New Albums or anything. And besides, I’d rather hear about new shit than albums I’ve already read write-ups for. Nothing embarrassing at all about this one.

Finally, the Champion Prescriptionist Nitpicker has arrived. Thank you for your brave service.

oh ok

Sure hope y’all don’t vote him out.

It’s literally been years since I’ve encountered a Republican like that in real life, and I’m in a very conservative area. The GOP as it once was is dead.

Ah Texas

He’s in a cult. Congrats.

You seem like a whiny little bitch.

I think it’s more like a third.