HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

"The kind of bombing you see on the nightly news…" You mean those bombs that they use on Planned Parenthood locations? The specifically NOT glittery variety?

Did they include a tiny little hanger with the glitter?

"tools to fight back against the culture of death"

See, if it were me, I'd roll around in that shit and work it.

Your company isn't your friend.

I love the parents who are teaching their little ones how to be polite in the store where I work! There are quite a few, but we tend to remember the rude ones better I suppose. But having a 4 year old hand me a wrinkled wad of bills and say "fank you!" when she gets her Disney Princess DVD melts my heart.

Favorite overheard on the metro comment "Why are these people all in such a hurry? It's vacation!" at one of the busier metro stops for people commuters.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, I'm at Starbucks as I type this. I was told that they had to brew my coffee and it would be a little while. I smiled and said "no worries." The cashier comped my coffee and I tipped her well. It pays to be cool and not a dick.

The other day I witnessed a mother grabbing her (13 year old?) son by the front of his shirt and saying "don't you EVER do that again" for being snotty to the cashier at a coffee shop.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

That's so disappointing that a group of war criminals who carry out widespread ethnic and religious cleansing, rape women, and employ child soldiers...eat junk food. I mean, profiteroles with cheap chocolate? How gauche. With all the money they steal, surely they could fly in some artisanal toast. I'm worried…

In my Gold's Gym parking lot is a McDonald's. Today, in the McDonald's is 99 cent Big Mac day. Fuck all ya'll and that Kale.

How to make a proposal all about you 101

A guy I worked with told me he was splitting wood in the back yard when his only child, then 4 years old, came up behind him, within axe back-swing range. He told the kid to stand farther back, took a couple more swings, then caught sight of movement in the corner of his eye. Kid was right back in the danger zone. He…

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

I wish I could like this ten thousand times.

a friend of mine who went to Agnes Scott said on Facebook that SB students were being offered spots w their scholarships as transferable too.

Class of 2009 here. We are doing our utmost to make this headline untrue. The alumnae aren't giving up without a fight.

Yes, exactly. It's like what do they think is going to happen or change by forcing women to listen to a fetal heartbeat? It's as if they think women are monsters who have no clue what's going on. "Oh, its a heartbeat? That changes everything! I can now afford a baby, have time to raise a baby, the father is staying…