Yes, exactly. It's like what do they think is going to happen or change by forcing women to listen to a fetal heartbeat? It's as if they think women are monsters who have no clue what's going on. "Oh, its a heartbeat? That changes everything! I can now afford a baby, have time to raise a baby, the father is staying…

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

I am in a listicle mood today, so:

My brother's Eskie would eat week-old greasy paper napkins that baked on asphalt in the Mississippi summer. She would eat dessicated dead frogs. She even eats random unidentifiable things she finds on the ground in gas station parking lots.

Man, I do not want to meet a regular dinosaur much less a hallucinating dinosaur that is tripping balls and is going to accuse me of being a witch. No thank you, time machine, not today.

Whoa, thanks for this. Did not know I was feeding little chien 5 star food! I had just done some minor research when deciding on a food choice, figured what he was getting was pretty good, didn't know it was that good! It's Castor and Pollux Ultramix Grain-Free Dry. Definitely bookmarking that link in case for…

My sex-paladin casts "Taunt of Slut" at the Archconservative for 10 damage.

So he outright ripped off an old, famous image he'd seen online?

Hi. You're being an asshole.

Lady, I was busy killing internet dragons for the past hour, what do you want from me

I am one of the people for whom cilantro/fresh coriander tastes like soap. It is not an allergy. I can eat it just fine; I just don't enjoy it.

I'm not Heather's mom, but I agree with all her points and likewise, this is exactly the kind of list I would (will?) submit when my daughter tells me she is going to this movie and asks whether I would like to come along.

My mom lent the books to my grandmother, who claimed she would read them but proceeded to dodge all questions about them. The books were found a year later stashed in a drawer in the hallway, where I presume my grandmother thought she had trapped satan and kept the household safe from his evil.

The best thing that has been said about 50 shades of Grey comes from Charlie Brooker (he is person behind black mirror).

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.

No, asking if a single simple substitution's possible really isn't that big an imposition. It's when you combine that with another simple substitution, a request to be seated somewhere special, and half a dozen other needy, passive-aggressive demands couched as "polite" requests that restaurant personnel start…

Well, no one has a "right" to eat out anymore than they have a "right" to climb Mt. Everest.

"Restaurants arent your avenue to getting the personal chef/servant expereince that you cant afford at home" is something I'm going to repeat every time some jerk gets pissed at me for not burning the orange peel on his Manhattan. Thank you for that.