I’m disappointed by the lack of barbers on the list.

Except that Ben Carson says that being in jail makes you gay. So raping a woman after he got out was just his way to cure himself of the jailgay.

lol, the first time I cooked for my ex-wife I was working with haberanos and touched my weiner taking a leak. pain pain pain pain....

I’m a chick. Fingers inside and tongue outside, oh my god.

Silly or not, they have two penises - that's what the palps in front are used for.