Patch 1.01 Notes:

“Suicide Catalyst” sounds a lot cooler than “Rat Poison Kool-Aid”

The first time I watched this, I laughed so hard. Ah, early Youtube.

All the time. It’s also allergic to peanuts, unfortunately.

Hopefully they have some sort of open beta prior to release because tbqh, I feel like I won’t be able to get a sense of whether or not I would like the gameplay. It *looks* beautiful, and this expanded gameplay footage makes it looks like it could be fun, but it might be one of those games that you play nonstop for 2…

My vagina has asthma.

Her response pretty much epitomizes The Problem, I think. Which is that for all these Hollywood snobs play at humanizing “esoteric” people and individuals, deep down they could not give a fuck less about the struggles of whomever they are portraying. It’s 100% about trying to get that Oscar, and the lives and…

and it helps develop her craft

Jeez... did Thanos take over Jezebel? You guys are all leaving!

OwO

And then if she gets pissed at you:

And then if she gets pissed at you:

I’ve had a Switch since launch day, have used it maybe once in bed in portable mode and otherwise have only used it docked

So what’s the correct reaction when, several years from now, dipshit pro-life women in red states find themselves in Savita Halappanavar’s position, about to leave their first 2 kids without a mother because kid #3 miscarries and will get septic, but she can’t get an abortion because ‘heartbeat’? Because I want to be…

People hate the battle pass because, in addition to all the bugs and the daily xp cap that makes getting to the highest levels within the time limit nearly impssoble, gives you cosmetic rewards that are mostly bland.

Prior to the “trans youth” regimen pioneered by the Dutch in the 90's, gonadotropin releasing hormone agonists had been used for decades in the treatment of precocious puberty, i.e. when kids go through puberty at a really young age. So there’s actually a quite bit of data showing that they are safe simply on their…

Well the gatekeeping I’m referring to has to do with the process of getting hormones or trans related healthcare in general. Because reading testimonies from older trans women, it was... absurd. Like, a small cadre of medical providers who enforced their very heteronormative view of gender roles on trans women seeking…

The fact that they toss out around the word “groupthink” so freely while ensconced in a secret, private listserv where they happily jerk each other off about how great they are is pretty much the epitome of the problem.

It’s also worth pointing out that, in addition to what counts as a full game, a lot of the missions have poorly translated descriptions... that “Heal 200 hp 5 times in a single game” makes it sound like you have to heal 1000 health in a single game, but it actually means you need to heal 200 health in 5 separate…

Ya believe me, it’s not really a brag of any kind. It’s not an “Instagram Fitness Model” butt: it’s a “your clothes, give them to me” butt.

Thongs.