So what’s the over-under on the number of new Battle Royale games that will be announced at E3?

The only real disappointment I’ve had with the Switch is the lack of a clear message about Virtual console classics beyond the NES games they’ve announced.

How can you leave if you were never really there to begin with?

Yay! I’ve been saying it for months now, it would probably help cut down on toxicity quite a bit.

Forsaken costs $40 on its own, and $70 with the annual pass.

I hate the fact that I wish TLJ had been better because now I’m stuck on the same side as a bunch of stark raving misogynists.

Mueller’s gonna make Paul Manapotion go on permanent cooldown.

I mean, I would definitely grumble about exclusive games, but only because I want Demon’s Souls Bloodborne on PC... as much as I want that Sony fronts the money and risk to develop great games like that, so I certainly can’t fault them for wanting to get the most out of their investment. But as you said, there’s a…

An apology is “I’m sorry for all that horrible shit I said”. What he was doing was trying to duck out of responsibility with a “I’m sorry you were offended” non-apology.

“I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have opinions and, uh, I believe that our opinions, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our opinions over here in the U. S. should…

At least there’s still the schadenfreude of seeing the show that was supposed to humanize Trump supporters as not just ass-backwards racists get cancelled because the eponymous star of the show went on an ass-backwards racist rant.

It’s an issue that’s re-emerged for me because Dark Souls: Remastered came out, and you use the D-pad all the time for quick-swapping weapons, items, and spells.

I like the form factor of the Xbone controller, but hot damn is d-pad sensitive on that thing. I have to hit it in a very particular way, or else the input double-registers.

And the truth of the matter is, making “Season n+1" of a beloved show decades down the line is almost certainly not going to please anyone. Kids who didn’t grow up with the original are not going to give a shit, and for the fans of the original, pretty much nothing can live up to their expectations. If anything, it’s…

Man... imagine how differently the DC cinematic universe could have unfolded if he had gotten his Randian ubermensch fix by making this movie 5 years ago, instead of through... you know... getting everything about Superman completely wrong.

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Why not cover all bases and just say he’s full of shit?

DOUBLE COMMENT ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Screw performance and give the people what they want: the same reskinned pair of pants in a new locked lootbox.