“Goddamn Iranians whacked us Johnny...”

Nazis & Knuckles

1) Also Conker

Instead of pass/fail, it’s pass/pillow princess.

Lordy!

Make no mistake: they’re testing the water for firing Mueller. All of this is simply in service of that end goal. It’s coming.

Odd reaction from the kids, since telling kids not to do things usually works.

He is, in other words, the kind of middling Democrat the party’s base is begging it to move away from.

The case was dismissed “with reverse prejudice, which is the REAL prejudice problem in this country”

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

They’re both just copying Paul Rudd...

“I can’t take this...”

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

He doesn’t like dinosaurs either:

The obvious joke, but with 10/10 form and delivery. Well done

“And you know how the coal industry collapsed in New Donk City?” Power Moons. Power moons brought in by illegal immigrants. No good folks, no good. We need a tariff on power moons.”

Possibly. I heard it’s more story driven than anything else, and while it sounds like a cool idea, I kinda just want a casual golf game, ya know?

I really hope we get a new version of Mario Golf. I find myself often picking up and putting down my Switch for a few minutes at a time, and that’s the kind of slow paced, discrete gameplay that would be perfect for those short bursts.