RIP crouch jumping.

Oh I’m pretty sure I understand what your position is, and that you probably don’t care about the specific emote (or maybe not even own the game). It’s about how the demands of one segment of the gaming community will cause game developers to change their products in order to not offend them.

Yeah but it doesn’t matter because both sides are the same.

Not masturbatory in the literal sexual sense: masturbatory in the sense of blowing it out of proportion and acting like you’re stopping someone from setting fire to a Gutenberg Bible. I mean ffs, there’s literally a Youtube video embedded right in this article that lets me view the original thing as many times as I…

It’s a gauche visual gag that relies on the kind of crude sexual humor you’d find in a Porky’s movie... calling it “art” is a tad bit masturbatory.

From the update, it sounds like it was unintentionally made live and removed within a few hours.

So much for Shaker Simulator 2017

“There’s literally no reason to spend 7k steel on this crap anymore,”

“A FEMALE ONLY HEIST WOULD NEVER WORK BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS WOULD ATTRACT BEARS”

Cubitus circles are an unsolved mystery.

Ditto

Maybe they didn’t know who would be named until recently, or they thought the who #metoo phenomenon would be exerting more pressure on Trump. Or maybe were figuring Roy Moore would win and counting on his sexual assault of teenage girls to be an albatross around the Republicans’ necks. Who knows? The Democrats always…

In recent weeks, rumors have circled the Capitol about a mammoth story in the works that will name as many as 30 congresspeople as sexual harassers. “I am hearing The Post has a list of 40-50, evenly split between the parties, that have had sexual harassment charges,” one lobbyist texted Politico, while at least…

The fact that they’re porting over Bayonetta 2 (and 1) makes me hopeful that they realize Wii U sales were not representative of the enthusiasm for these console-locked games. However, I strongly doubt that Miyamoto is ever going to let Star Fox Zero go anywhere without its weird controls. He’s just far too fond of…

“Progression” isn’t the first thing I think about when I play a game: I think about whether I’m going to have fun. BL2 was actually fun to play, so I never really cared all that much about how I still wasn’t max level 10, 20, 30 hours in.

“IT’S BOOSHIT I DID NAHT TWEET THAT I DID NAAAAAAAAAHT

Okay, that makes more sense. Apologies!

he would have gone to jail stemming from cutting the brake lines in school buses

1) Wait 3 days for the Steam Winter Sale

Depends on the goal of the Foxaganda that’s been coming out for the past week or so. Either they’re rallying the dupes for the impending Saturday Night Massacre Redux, or Mueller’s about to drop another bomb and they’re trying to poison the well.