So what’s your issue with this baby then? You’ve been pretty dismissive of people enjoying it, but you haven’t stated why.

The first half of Despicable Me was about you, wasn’t it?

“anything remotely black”

wow. that was so unnecessarily rude and aggressive.

Oh shut the hell up.

Why are you weeping when Kayli is our future?

Kayli is officially my favorite person of all time oh my god. Just look at that smirk. God bless this child.

...His mother was there...

I am really wondering if he has some developmental syndrome issue. He was at a house party with his mom in attendance, everyone else was much older than him. This is a really weird rape story.

They’re all children. They all need help after this.

The “news” is now running with the “story” that the kid’s father—WHO WAS NOT AT THE FUCKING GOD DAMNED ZOO ANYWAY—has a “criminal record.”

Just trying to hold on to my sanity rn. Feeling like maybe I need to go live in a cabin in the woods forever because everyone is awful and I cant internet anymore.

I love when women watch out for other women

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

I think the fact that Kim used a sex tape to go from relative obscurity to having a measureable impact on the US economy is an indicator that things are only going to get weirder.

What I want to say first is, if this person is hurting you or making your life a struggle, nobody can judge you for walking away from it and pursuing your own happiness. If your mom isn’t actively seeking help, it’s an uphill battle for you to fight (while carrying her on your back, no less). My siblings walked out on…

Oh God she’s 30, get me a bucket!

I’m so glad someone stood up for you, but OF FUCKING COURSE your boss didn’t believe it until a dude confirmed it independently for him.

I had a stalker-lite that was a long haul truck driver a few years back. Lite in that he never followed me outside of my job, but often made “joke/threats” about taking me against my will (out to dinner, or just away... depended on his mood) and how since he was a LH driver no one would ever know where he took me. I…

Cox locked herself out of her car and walked to a nearby gas station to phone her boyfriend to bring her a spare; the police wouldn’t allow her to make a long-distance call from the station.