1. Counter-balance the knife
2. Quick-slash
3. Retract
4. Repeat until dead

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

I feel like the Tommen kill is more of an assist.

We don’t talk GOT til the end of the episode, and we have a spoiler warning in there, don’t worry.

This is why I play Winston and Reinhardt most of the time.

This might explain one of the many reasons why Overwatch feels so good.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Because playing on the Lions is, metaphorically speaking, the same thing.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

I’ve accidentally shot myself in a strip club before but I just went to the bathroom and cleaned up a bit.

Has no one played team fortress 2? I thought it was pretty popular, for the points directly laid out in this article, why is everyone heralding Overwatch as this grand new concept? Not saying its a clone, and TF2 is definitely aging, but its not some novel idea that is going to revolutionize gaming.

People. People never change.

“My ultimate is charging (0%).”

Nah, I actually get the healer/tank roles first chance I get, because I have horrible aim (in comparison to all these kids playing the game)

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

It will probably be a tiger seeing how fire starters each gen are based on the Chinese Zodiac.

That actually sounds awful, unless there’s no real “hard” content. “Oops, ran a dungeon, died 15 times, that effectively cost me $3"