A fetal error has occured. Please restart your deflection mouthpiece.

My vision of the radical, free-thinking woman of the people has been shattered.

I really like The Zeppo. Xander is such an underrated character.

ALL THE FIRE/FIGHTING! MY TEAM OF FIERY HARD PUNCHERS WILL BURN YOU TO CINDERS!

I gots to see those final evolutions. I need to have a fire cat wrestler. Chris Purricho needs to come into existence.

+1 Racial Homogeneity

I see your deep V rage and raise you shirtless rage.

It’s irresponsible not to pass on the time tested techniques.

You kind of have to start shitting on the Blues now. I mean, how will Rocket ever achieve climax if he isn’t imagining you fucking a properly heated donut while being totally jealballs about the proud tradition of St. Louis hockey?

That’s some mighty homophobic phallic imagery conjured up by some guy going by “Rocket”

How I imagine a typical commenter’s train of thought ran

If you’re 100% disabled, how do you plan on going to jail?

I wonder how they got the real John Cena to help them out?

I actually bought a pair of those nerf shotguns for a Roadhog cosplaying poorly as Reaper Halloween costume.

Man, the Patriots are so fucked this week. They’ll only win by two touchdowns.

Hmmm, a tech blogger who’s personally friends with a tech developer. I wonder what Milo’s thoughts were on the Occulus Rift? Glowing praise, perhaps? Ethics in tech journalism, anyone?

To cheat on your taxes is as American as mom’s apple pie and good ol’ fashioned xenophobia. But Trump just cheated at SPORTS! And not just any sport, fucking golf! The middle-class white guy’s most sacred of places.

Why would you do that? We have enough knuckleheaded WIP callers claiming this exact sentiment between bouts of alcohol poisoning and now you have to chime in. Who hurt you?

Wait, so you’re saying this was a highly publicized bait and switch propped up by a shoddy framework which collapsed almost immediately all to get a spotlight on a business venture?

There is no way that’s not Dinklage.