A fetal error has occured. Please restart your deflection mouthpiece.

My vision of the radical, free-thinking woman of the people has been shattered.

I really like The Zeppo. Xander is such an underrated character.

I’m a sucker for articulation and for $60, this is almost a no-brainer. My only issue is the shoulder ball joints look ridiculously easy to pop out.

ALL THE FIRE/FIGHTING! MY TEAM OF FIERY HARD PUNCHERS WILL BURN YOU TO CINDERS!

I gots to see those final evolutions. I need to have a fire cat wrestler. Chris Purricho needs to come into existence.

+1 Racial Homogeneity

I see your deep V rage and raise you shirtless rage.

It’s irresponsible not to pass on the time tested techniques.

You kind of have to start shitting on the Blues now. I mean, how will Rocket ever achieve climax if he isn’t imagining you fucking a properly heated donut while being totally jealballs about the proud tradition of St. Louis hockey?

That’s some mighty homophobic phallic imagery conjured up by some guy going by “Rocket”

How I imagine a typical commenter’s train of thought ran

If you’re 100% disabled, how do you plan on going to jail?

Look how happy the Trump kids are at the news

I wonder how they got the real John Cena to help them out?

The Japanese are to giant mecha as the Americans are to basketball. This isn’t going to end well for us Yanks.

I actually bought a pair of those nerf shotguns for a Roadhog cosplaying poorly as Reaper Halloween costume.

To be fair, the order to search for “soaking wet latinas” can be interpreted multiple ways.

Man, the Patriots are so fucked this week. They’ll only win by two touchdowns.

Hmmm, a tech blogger who’s personally friends with a tech developer. I wonder what Milo’s thoughts were on the Occulus Rift? Glowing praise, perhaps? Ethics in tech journalism, anyone?