A little off-topic, but I remember purchasing Kingdom Hearts 2 during my first semester of college. The reason I remember this purchase so vividly was it was the first and only purchase I ever made on the credit card that companies used to (still?) push on every freshmen when they first get to campus. And being the…

Clowns try to be funny, Hannity is a run-of-the-mill idiot who happens to have a microphone.

Brass on the urinals, brass on nacho cheese dispenser, brass on the vomit buckets.

I want to take this comment behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

How hard did you hit your head, Lynch? “Once they’re gone, they’re not coming back”? I believe Los Angeles, Baltimore, Cleveland, and Houston would like a word with you.

Day one patch? I’d bet the combined weight of Cloud’s buster sword and hair products in gold on it.

I guess all those people marching back in the sixties who weren’t black were just out for a nice stroll then. Bernie Sanders wasn’t standing up against the systematic oppression of an entire race of people, he was a proto-speed walker this whole time.

This is sure to put a fly in Chip Kelly’s fish taco. We all know how Kelly feels about players who get...let’s say “uppity"

As an Eagles fan, I remember that moment quit differently.

Much like Cliff Avril, the Cowboy’s are trying to find a way to turn this back around.

The Rock has beaten several of our most patriotic wrestlers and now he’s knocked out Uncle Sam. Disgraceful. #Traitormania

You made Jeff lose faith in an entire generation. I’m very impressed. The best I could manage is annoying a passenger so much they let me have a whole row to myself on a trolly.

Barb was at least releva...er.

Whenever a soccer governing body starts speaking on ethics and principles, anything that follows becomes the shrill droning of vuvuzelas.

I hope they keep finding a way to keep her out of the ring until at least the RR and once she gets in, finds a way to heelishly steal the title while simultaneously being absolute dogshit in the ring. Imagine the nuclear heat.

He’s a big boy to me, dammit!

Lesnar’s strange, aggressive relationship with homophobia is baffling. He says he doesn’t care for gay people, then kisses Kurt Angle on the mouth. Now he invited Jericho to kiss him? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

So many to choose from. If I had to choose one, I’d say Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker.

Rick Rollout

Why would you put tools in such tiny, ineffective hands?