Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Barron has the look of a kid who skins live squirrels.

She was looking for a front page to frame and hang on the wall, and this was the most positive one she found?

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

So Christie is OUT of Trump’s transition team, and Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner is IN. Christie prosecuted Kushner’s father as NJ states attorney, and apparently he has in common with the Trumps a taste for cold vengeance.

I wouldn’t say Ivanka’s “trying” to be an asshole, I think she’s being extremely successful at it. I know a woman who thinks that Ivanka secretly disagrees with Trump but she feels forced to support him. HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah no this entire family is trash.

Uh have you met your husband?

she isn’t paying attention. she is fulfilling her bare minimum obligation being married to this man.

I just...I don’t know. Does she simply not understand the english language? Is that it? Does she just not comprehend what she’s saying? Or is she so tired that the words aren’t even registering in her brain, she’s simply reading shit aloud and not paying attention? I also heard her say today that over the years Donald…

Former Eastern bloc countries export a ton of porn. Id bet the director of this has some crossover experience

Cue the Pizza Delivery Guy.

The ad generally makes me happy that the 90s are behind us.

She looked better when she still had some life inside of her.

ohhh the irony

Ive seen pornos that start like this.

Someone go back and tell her that her future entails climbing on top of a disgusting old orange man for a living.

I will sometimes bring up the facebook profiles of the kids who tormented me so I can laugh at their miserable tiny lives, and remember that this is just an extension of how miserable and tiny their lives were back then.

And we might elect a president that condones and even uses bullying to get his way.

Some of these sicko “doctors” performing 9th month abortions force the women to push the fetus out themselves, often over the course of hours. Then the freaks wrap it up in a blanket and put it on display like some sort of trophy.

Here’s what I don’t get...