I’m like, really, we’re not going to talk about the MOST important thing this picture reveals, that Benedict Cumberbatch is there, and still scrumptious?! Really?!

YAS that’s what I noticed too. I was like, “Whatever about those two, Benedict Cumberbatch has brown curly hair again which means more SHERLOCK!!!!”

To be viewed to the tune of “Nothing Else Matters.”

Teach your children America’s foundation built on the rule of law

Besides writing Facebook posts, what is this harridan doing? She’s too lazy to even grift properly anymore.

Our very own Madame DeFarge.

McCain has done a lot in US politics but him bringing Palin into the political consciousness is very high on the unforgivable list.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

Tell her to keep a close watch (she can’t, she’s blind, it’s a figure of speech) on those drugs if they’re any good. Those TSA agents can have sticky fingers I have found out the hard way. We are flying in November and I don’t know how I’m going to keep my medicine out of their hands.

Still power-hungry rent-a-cops, despite who signs their checks.

Or they can stop hiring people who can’t get jobs as greeters at Walmart.

They caused a head injury to a deaf, partially blind teenager with a brainstem tumor. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLES.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

Are you kidding?? Cinemark has a net income of 218 million. They can fucking SUCK IT UP.

I can understand the thinking, but if it’s a staggering amount of money, then it’s pretty unreasonable for the theater to bear the entire cost of it, isn’t it? They didn’t do anything wrong and they’re out nearly three-quarters of a million dollars.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

Between this and the decapitation story I have had way too many conflicting emotions for the day. At first I thought I was going to feel bad for the reporter, then when I realized why the mother acted the way she did I completely hated the reporter.

Seriously. God, my life is boring in comparison.

Okay, let’s go over this once more:

For people living in NYC or northward, agreed.