Photoshop—they don't use real headlights in NASCAR.

You know, I don't actually own the car, right? And, I'm more than capable of slobbering, pissing, puking, and crapping over any car I drive. No need to foist all that responsibility on my kid.

They must all secretly want their computers fixed.

I totally lucked in all these areas when I bought new almost two years ago. I've seen cars identical to mine with twice the mileage on them listed on CL for only $500 less than what I paid. The dealer loan I am paying is a pretty low rate. I could have paid cash, but by keeping that cash invested I have already earned…

Could you learn to love a Prius?

Washington and Oregon are sooo far behind on this...60 urban/70 rural in WA, 55 urban/65 rural in OR. It's awful, particularly in Oregon with their utterly oppressive highway patrol. At least WA cops don't seem to mind drivers travelling 10-15 over the limit when they're just cruising with the flow, though that's not…

It's simple, the engine compresses the air molecules so tightly together that they become enraged like a bunch of soccer hooligans. When the fuel gets injected near the end of the compression stroke all of the air is like, "OY! Get the hell out of here!" to which the fuel replies, "Dude, we didn't ask to be here.…

And here, in the English countryside, we see a rare and magnificent sight. The mass mating of the British hatchbacks. Hatchbacks from old to new gather once every couple of years under the fog to mate. They search for their partners in the fog and then proceed to force their way towards them, a risky but worthy…

Solution:

In the dictionaries and drivers manuals of the future, where videos are included for illustration purposes, this should be used to help define both understeer and dumbass.

;) I should learn these tricks! :)

Rotary engines already have wicked high exhaust temps. Combine that with big rich carbuerration and a blower and it's basically a giant blowtorch.

Now if we could only get a similar campaign for a-hole cyclists (and rollerbladers, fair's fair) who blow through red lights, making the rest of us look bad.

yes but unlike the Detroit cops or crop of college kids, these will actually accomplish something

Having come of age around these turds in the late '70s and early '80s, I am always amazed at how younger generations can view these as cool old cars.

They really don't like cars getting sideways. I competed for years and the club I was with hosted an event one weekend and we allotted some time for additional fun-runs after it was over. I had a good day in my Street Touring X Mustang GT (2003) and went out one last time not on the clock and in a good mood.

First and only time I'll side with Bieber.

It must have taken some remarkable restraint not to compare him to Obama. I guess Jason didn't want to get audited.

I am guessing they really live up to their name Forged Performance.