Oh, and I got myself a treat for getting rid of my ex’s things ( all of his things so I am not holding onto a hope he will come back). I am drinking Jacqueline Lyonne sparkling wine. It is awesome and at 15 bucks a bottle, it is reasonable.

Love the hair. I am torn about getting my hair done, because I have a favorite fancy salon, but my favorite stylist decided to start her own business, and I don’t know which one I am more into. What I can say about my stylist is that I have woken up, not looked in the mirror, and gotten compliments about my hair. 

Absolutely. You want it to be second nature so that you don't accidentally add to your panic by having to look up the instructions. I would even build it into your sleep routine. It will condition your body to relax when there is a familiar cue.

 There have got to be more cost-effective ways for Stephen Miller to edge. 

“I just had a meeting with somebody that’s a pollster and I’m winning everywhere, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

I nominate Chris O’Dowd.  He was great in Bridesmaids and hilarious in The IT Crowd.

I have never understood why Pine seems to be the de facto #1 Chris around here. I like him and all, but a few years ago he started fucking with his face and now he looks puffy and plasticine all the time. He Afflecked himself a bit too much for my taste. Plus, Evans is delightful and self-aware and socially conscious,…

That’s just rude! You need to be eased into that sort of thing.

Can we change the title of this article to “Karine Jean-Pierre Won’t Hesitate to Handle You” or “Karine Jean-Pierre is Fearless”? I feel like we’ve buried the lede.

You sound like you want to Marie Kondo your reproductive parts! (I’m loving it!)

being mortified that this country has an attorney general who uses the phrase you know four times in a single sentence is pretty low on my trump administration atrocity list, but it still sorta makes me want to jump off a bridge, you know?

I read on twitter* that Harrison Ford may actually have been referring to Chris Pine seeing as how, Pine, having played a younger Jack Ryan, was going after iconic characters Ford has played.

I starred because I love how your reply implies that people around you are constantly screaming this at old people:

Since I was discussing this same topic with someone recently, I’ll give my two cents with a slightly different perspective that might be worth a thought.

I live in Connecticut, where I drive by two different planned parenthoods on my way to work, and there’s a third nearby, in our small state. I say this not to rub it in anyone’s face, but to let people know that some people are starting the Connecticut Aunt network. Anyone who needs to visit their “aunt” in Connecticut…

Darkened theater playing Avengers: Endgame

...this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that every life is precious & that every life is a sacred gift from God. 

What happens now is we genuinely prepare for Roe to be overturned and make plans accordingly. What sucks is this is going to impact the economically disadvantaged the most: they will have less access to preventative measures and will have less resources to get to another state should they need an abortion. It’s…

I like the idea of a bath bomb, but my skin is so sensitive that I don’t dare try them.