Dale is great, and I’ve also been following Aaron Rupar’s Twitter throughout CPAC. The nice thing about Rupar is he includes some clips:

I’ll show him the exact same amount of sympathy and compassion Conservatives show other non-violent offenders: none.

I just want to know it’s there.

A real Norman Bates vibe.

I remember getting my winter coat in 3rd grade from Burlington Coat Factory and at the time it had more of a department store feel to it. I went a few years ago to get another winter coat and it felt much more like a Ross experience (still found a good coat though). I’m not sure if 1. It’s just very location dependent…

I have found shoes at Marshall’s that had no business being there and that is why I love Marshall’s. I check Marshall’s now the way my dog always checks the back left corner of our backyard fence: once there was a possum there, any day there might be another.

Coming here to project but I very much enjoy the semi-crushing anxiety of how my being messy, disorganized, and a slight hoarder hurts my relationship prospects but dude people get to walk around here and not think about it at all. 

This. I’d rather see her positioned as a leader of Congress than President... at least for the time being.

Not sure how much I would spend, but seeing Trump do a perp walk would be like if Idris Elba and Chris Evans were feeding me wine and cheese in bed with their shirts off.

I want to make sure to credit RuPaul for his brillant saying: “We are all born naked and the rest is drag.” When I wrote it I assumed everyone would know the reference in hindsight, i realize perhaps not. It is important to give credit where credit is due.

But did you love it as much as Glenn Close did? That’s the look she gave all those Dalmatians.

He is! I don’t care what he’s like in bed. He.  Is.  Dashing.

I say that every year, but I continue to watch. Same as the Super Bowl. I guess I’m a glutton for punishment.

OOO! He’s going to announce the next one! I hope he’s a little drunk.

Is that why they sat him in the front row?

Wooo! Chris Evans helped Regina King up the stairs :D

Trump’s imagined Trump July 4th, but more white/less Korean.

You spotted it so quickly and some dazzling spark within you said "NOT ON MY WATCH, FUCKER!" This internet stranger is phenomenally impressed. 

Thank you. It's not always easy to recognize when you're in it.

thank you <3