If you truly hate yourself, you can watch the whole abysmal production below:

I’m trying to figure out the amount of money you’d have to give me to make me watch this. It’s more than a dollar. A lot more than a dollar.

And Best Chris aka Chris Evans who IS Captain America calls Trump out regularly. (hence his designation as Best Chris) 

“Even the weirdos and the drunks ignore me now because there’s no mileage in trying to score a cheap laugh by trying to scare a woman over 50" Thank you for articulating what men don’t fucking get - the thrill is putting women in their place. Not “hitting” on them.  

I love that she has the guts to clap back at these blowhards but is doing it in a way that is not calling them liars, sexists or alarmists, but by basically calling them idiots and making them prove their knowledge. I don’t think a lot of our politicians really know their stuff when it comes to constitutional law, tax…

Congress has all the power they need; they just refuse to use it. You can’t legislate integrity and guts.

I’m currently single and alone...do you think we can get Trump to declare a national emergency and send some Marines over to my house and take care of that?

I get fucking sick of being described as a fucking “radical”, when people of all fucking political stripes use worse fucking language all the time. Fucking hypocrite ass motherfuckers. Not to mention that policies like “healthcare as a fucking human right” and “don’t separate the fucking children from their fucking…

But seriously, impeach that motherfucker.

Yup, my spouse is an essential employee in an office that leans pretty conservative (i.e. Fox News on the television on the regular) and they are all PISSED. No one likes having their own welfare, along with that of their families, held hostage for an indefinite period of time. People still have to pay for daycare and…

“The United Shhhtevesh”

The House isn’t going to impeach Trump because, despite all her faults, Pelosi is too canny for that.

Further, “fuck” is every third word out of Joe Biden’s mouth, and every other out of Dick Cheney’s. Tone policing for women only isn’t cute. 

‘cause I could... I could shut this whole country down. Sir? I’ll take my Russian checks to a competing country. I could write a letter to to the Supreme Court and I could have this country condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was covfefe on the glass, BIGLY grains of covfefe.

She’s one of the members of the real group of people we can thank for retaking Congressional control.

Yeah, man. I love any socialist who distracts Ronan the Accuser so that her team of lovable misfits can grab the Power Stone:

They’re just mad because she is young and cute and genuinely seems to have enjoyed some portion of her life.

This makes me tear up a bit, so beautiful! 

Yeah, the people who say “But you should court these 45 supporters! Civility! Include them! They have rights!”

This hits me. My husband asked our older (one in college and one a senior) kids if they would please stay in with us tonight. The reason is that my father in-law is dying and between staying with him as he gets worse, my husband battling a heinous cold, losing one job and gaining another next month ( thank all the…

...But how were you supposed to get your groceries home without carrying them yourself?