What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

Someone else pointed out that the GOP elected a woman and a pirate, so they’re diverse!

You guys I’m getting a closet Monday and I’m so exited. My closet has been basically only used for attic access for 10 years because our HVAC breaks down so often. I’m having a new access put in Monday which will give me my closet back! I’ve been at Lowe’s twice today looking at closet organizing.

A thought to put the smile on everyone’s face.

As a convicted felon who waited since 1984 to finally vote, WOOHOO!

I remember him saying “Michelle! Michelle! Come look at this baby Pope!”

Google “Obama baby pope” and behold the glory of Obama losing his shit over it. He was in hysterics. It’s one of my favorite memories from his WH photo, Pete Souza.

I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.

“As authorities continue to investigate the person behind the explosive devices sent to Democrats and CNN’s New York office, Republicans are quick to label Trump as the true victim.”

When Martha gets out her hot glue gun, stuff gets EMBLAZONED, while the rest of the plebeians just get BEDAZZLED.

But White House officials say there is one thing that reassures them about Trump’s iPhone addiction—at the end of the day, the president simply doesn’t know enough to be a real security threat. “[H]e rarely digs into the details of the intelligence he is shown and is not well versed in the operational specifics of…

I so hope people are camping out to vote for Beto! I know the polls show Cruz in the lead, but I did phone bank calling for Beto’s campaign this weekend, and was very happily surprised at 1) the very high percentage of people I talked to who are Beto supporters and planned to vote and 2) I only talked directly to one…

So, my brother and I are signing the papers to buy a house TOMORROW!!! We have been living in our childhood home since our dad went into residential care at the end of last year (he has dementia and we were his carers). I used to joke with my brother when he was a little kid that he was so brilliant that he’d better…

WTF is wrong with boot-cut jeans?

Sigh, I miss the binders full of women days. It was so simple back then. 

I never, ever want to hear “men aren’t allowed to express their emotions!!1!”or “men are taught to keep their emotions bottled in!!1!” ever again. White men are the -only- people allowed to freely express whatever emotion they’re feeling. That was all some projecting nonsense.

Well I’ve never posted on SNS before but: I have just finished my first month post-divorce. I can’t really call it that because we had a wedding but no legal marriage, and really I wish there was a non-goopy term close to ‘conscious uncoupling’ because I’m proud to say its closer to the truth.

So I recently moved to Charlotte. After spending last weekend cooped up inside hate reading Twitter (thankfully was not very affected by Florence), I did something I've never done and went on VoteSaveAmerica to volunteer to canvass for Dan McCready for Congress today. It was exhausting walking around in the 90 degree…

Ouch, this is rough. I hate the idea of him being able to force a text to my phone, but at the same time, if this were literally any other president, I’d be fully behind it. If FEMA and the office of the POTUS both think I should know something immediately, I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.