I don’t know if you seen twitter, but...

I would love Jezebel to acknowledge the record-breaking achievement made by Mia Mottley, the prime minister-elect of Barbados. Yesterday, Mottley’s party (the BLP) won all 30 of the country’s parliamentary seats. This win makes Mia Mottley the first female head of government in Barbados and the only sitting female…

So, I can actually answer this fairly well as my Dad is currently getting his coat of arms done by the College of Arms (my Mum thinks he’s crazy but that’s by the by.)

JESUS CHRIST THAT FUCKING LETTER.

The Spencers did not come to play. I thought they all looked amazing especially Kitty. When can we talk about Meghan’s dress? I have some thoughts and they’re not all good.

He’s just a rich boy from a poor family…

+1 Thunder Bolt and lightning

His fandango-ing ability?

He’s a fake and a phony and I wish I’d never laid eyes on him.

Sure wish they were this observant (re: suspicious) when deciding to vote for Trump. “Hello, I’d like to report a dainty-handed lech in the park attempting to grab random women’s pussies. Yes; he’s wearing some sort of cotton candy hat.”

I hope Michelle and Barack visit with flowers.

I read this as day-drinking bleach and I was thinking that’s a very reasonable reaction to that post.

I have a large fish tank. In it, I have, among other fish, a pleco (sort of an exotic catfish) and a dojo loach (sort of like an eel with a bristly mouth). They’re both bottom feeders. From time to time, I see them snuffling sand and gravel next to each other, one pushing little bits gravel into the space that the…

I hope, to a one, each and every motherfucker who currently works in the White House is suffering physically and mentally. I hope they can’t sleep at night. I hope they have continuous heartburn. I hope they haven’t taken a solid shit since 1.20.17. I hope their allergies are particularly bad. I hope all of their sex…

He also knows that Trump lives for TV. Avenatti is hoping that by being aggressive and ubiquitous on TV, he can cause some unforced errors by Trump and his team. Working so far re: Giuliani..

I finally watched Wonder Woman a couple of weeks ago and the battle/training scenes made me tear up which really caught me off guard. I’m not into action movies in general but there was something about seeing badass women doing the stuff men usually do onscreen was really powerful for me.

“I’m willing to bet she’d make a better president than him.”

Yeah, the crockpot lifestyle seems to be: Turn on low. 5 hours? 6 hours? 10? All probably fine.

It is a pathetic commentary on the country that the best case scenario we can hope for until 2020 or 2024 (fuck me for even having to write that) is that HOPEFULLY the world completely ignores us.