Naked Gun is the best non-sports sports movie.

That’s pretty gross. But for true tastelessness that would really rile ‘those people’ up, I would mime a suicide bombing.

Where can I see Crabtree’s Kenny Powers celebration? That sounds very entertaining.

Extreme suspension of disbelief that the Browns would be in “win now” mode.

Fuck the police

The most pathetic part is she DID get in, if only she spent a year at another UT campus. Hard to even call that a set back.

Let’s not forget to mention they were playing the Cardinals. Fuck St. Louis.

DON’T STOP THE GUCCI

Can you guys get Mr. Baseball to write something for the start of the season? Loved that shit.

Can you please reach out to Mr. Baseball for comment on this story?

It’s different because this is a Champions league match. It couldn’t end in a tie, so extra time (two 15 minute halves) are tacked on. If Bayern wouldn’t have scored, and the match remained tied, there would have been a penalty shoot-out.

FUCK

Sure. Keep eating your feat chips, batass!

My cat, Krandon, will learn to ski next winter. He was too busy this season with ice skating lessons.

lol that’s dope

He really put his foot in his mouth with that comment.

I just want to hear Mr. Baseball’s take on this weak, rat-like pitcher getting smashed the fuck out of the park by the mighty Crushers of Kansas City.

Yes.

I’d like to see the percentage of 2-point conversions broken into runs and passes, and the success rate of each. Anyone know where I could view that?

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