I’m a grown ass man, obviously.

I want to see you both fighting for your parent’s love! Fight! Fight! Fight!

No, unfortunately I didn’t get to see the reaction on his gay baby face. I was in college and couldn’t make it home then. But I did make sure my mom kept him from throwing it away.

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

Geoff, your dude sucks. Look me up.

I had no idea Miller Park looked so good.

Holy shit that pepper skit was terrible. I can’t believe I watched all of it. I can’t believe a team of writers wrote that.

This is fascinating to me, thanks! Is there a term for these types of cities? Are they uniquely American?

I like the fucking strong home run

Crazy. How do I get in on a scam like this? Sounds like a dream job!

I thought this season was inspired by City of Industry (where your FedEx packages always get stuck for a day or two). Cool that there’s two of these corrupt little hamlets!

What an adorable beast! Gimme gimme gimme!

Don’t care. Still very entertaining.

Baseball fights are awesome. That stupid scrawny rat pitcher got crushed by a mighty slugger.

Can anyone find the very funny fight between the Royals and White Sox where Kyle Farnsworth body slammed Jeremy Affeldt?

Fuck off. Baseball fights are dope.

Why is Levi’s Stadium so ugly?

My sweet baby cat (Krandon) loves playing with the wristbands that you get from bars and clubs. LOVES EM

Wow, look at that pacemaker scar!

Same. It would take an event of Poltergeist proportions to get me to believe in the supernatural, but I love ghost stories.