Right? I assumed they've been printing these checks and cashing them for years

Look at what happened to clowney. Got played all over the field, then the Texans franchised him at whichever of those positions was cheapest. Actually cost him money if he had signed and stayed

Maybe he doesn’t like dance clubs

Wouldn't you do something about if you could? Because you can't, he shouldn't try to be happy? You'd rather someone else be miserable just because you are?

I'm torn on hoping it was a really awesome movie reference, and hoping he really is hanging out at that Applebee's loading on on shit beer and mozzarella sticks

Thats because the cigarette companies knew as fact that marketing only affected kids, and had zero effect on adult smokers. Yet despite the research, they chose to advertise anyway, with the sole purpose of getting kids to smoke. This is all public record (not “someone think of the children” paranoia, but researched…

The sign makes it perfect

No, it's not the feds job to tell states and private companies what to do. Not even a little bit. 

In comparison to cost of materials, increased demand by consumers for standard equipment, increased size, global standards, I can’t imagine CARB making a dent. Or even just by buying smart and shopping deals. And lets not talk about wage stagnation decreasing buying power. But let’s roll it back. Surely manufactures…

Hownare you impacted? How is your life lessened?

Its not making them do anything. They are choosing to, in order to pursue profits. They could not sell in California, or sell a 49 state legal version, any number of options. Go ahead, modify your car as va allows you to. I have. It's not hard

“At least he didn’t pay retail”

Can we stop calling them ball boys? I feel real bad for the kid until I see a 40 year old man running around. I think he'll hold up just fine.

I would be upset if I was watching the game with a kid and suddenly had to explain that shit to a kindergartner and her younger brother. But a stronger statement than that is certainly needed. And of you did something so bad the description of the events you're alleged to have done isn't suitable for network…

Yeah, it's a federal law, and is mirrored by other countries, as well. When the tobacco companies settled the lawsuit in the 90s, they had to turn over all their documents. Turns out their marketing departments knew damn well that marketing didn't affect adult behaviors, as adults just smoked by brand or price…

Hasn't Kraft gotten enough handjobs?

On your way to where? Terre Haute? Enjoy the red lobster

Seifert is absolutely right, which means he'll get killed on Twitter for this

Woah, a Wes siler sighting! Alright!

Cdl takes X months to get, then I start making real money in, let's say September. I waste time getting shafted by Lyft or Uber, I start 3 months later. That's 3 months of Uber paying me less than I should, instead of those three months I'd already have my CDL.