Hire draper’s mom!

That’s because the mk7gti is supposedly making way more then advertised from the factory. That’s why tuners toss in a chip and an intake and get huge gains.

Had to look it up, but+1

The car looks perfect as a whole, but if your eye catches and focuses on that wheel arch, it’s WTF!?

Just wait, when Trump is elected this guy will be surgeon general

Chelsea has won championships recently and has at least two or three world class players

I wouldn’t call the first mass produced car that has a carbon fiber making up that much of its and is affordable and available to a large portion of the population “crap”. What’s your argument against it?

Corgan’s not a preening.... Fine, yes he is. But he wrote good songs more often than occasionally...... Fine he didn’t. But cherub rock! Right....? Damnit

Oh my god. I can’t re-hide the memories you just dragged up of that terrible movie

Actually, turbo lag isn’t usually a problem when getting chased by a t-Rex. Lugging around all of Jeff goldblum’s sexiness can weigh you down though.

The orichi is a hideous car from the front, but I’ve never seen a picture of one in our side profile. I kind of like it from that angle.

Anthony keidis has not aged well.

Fun fact: that made them ineligible for stock class for scca autocross, as they didn’t come like that from the factory

Christ, if my choices are the apocalypse or my daughter participating in the cesspit that is the internet, then I’m stocking up on water and canned goods

I’m trying like hell to get my two year old to say “ice cold” when I ask her what’s cooler than cool. My wife thinks I’m an idiot

My son was born eight days ago, in currently wearing saucony running shoes, I bitched about the gutters when I cleaned them last weekend, and find consumer reports very helpful. You left out ‘leaves bitchy reviews on Angie's list.

I thought it was a young snake plisken

How much of this is the company’s fault? If they don’t break the news first, someone in the back of room will be tweeting it as it happens anyway. And they care more about the message to the public and PR then about who they’re firing. Not saying it’s OK, just the nature of media now.

Screw it, I’m just gonna get a pilot or highlander

When I bought my mini cooper, they had only been out a few years and dealerships were few and very far between. There was one in my state, but not for two states east, at least one state west or south, and only one at the very top of the next state north. The dealership had great customer service, considering they…