I'd tell Enzo's folk to jam their cease and desist up their prancing horse's ass.

My thoughts exactly, I'd just fax back 1000 copies of a picture of a middle finger

He's a Christian before he's a trucker. If you ever need an argument why Christians are good people, you've got plenty of evidence right there.

I'd bet any amount of money that deer's in deer heaven right now, and bragging "GUYS, I GOT IN HERE THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE, AS A RED STREAK ON A GUY'S PORSCHE! BEAT THAT!"

I hate mobs and mob mentality.

Never before in the history of Catkind has one little boyed owed so much to one cat..If the security video lasts a thousand years, those that view it will still say "this was Tara's finest hour".

"UUUGGGGGGHHHHH, for shit's sake. No good deed goes unpunished, AMIRITE??"

To be fair, the starting price for the auctions is $1000, but the properties will likely sell for significantly more (my guess is $15k-ish based on their past auctions). The buyers get these without ever seeing the inside, so they don't know what all will be needed to get the buildings to code, which they must do…