I used to roll my eyes at J-Lo’s purported beauty regimen because it seemed to consist solely of face creams made of diamond chips and angel farts. She’s my age and she’s impossibly gorgeous, so now I’m all “ keep ffarting, you gassy angels!”

Gabourey Sidibe posted this on her instagram. I want to be friends with her and Jussie Smollett so bad.

I’m sure you’d rather all the famous and successful people be white, but I sincerely doubt JLo identifies as white. Deal with it.

JLo is as white as Trump is Latino.

News to me that Puerto Rican is “white.”

I didn’t know that we’re calling Puerto Ricans with visible African features “white” these days.

The real question is not “What is this outfit?” but rather “How does this beautiful goddess witch look this spectacular at the age of 47 in this outfit?”

It’s distinctly possible that she is crazy and her fiance also is an abusive motherfucker. Dealing with mentally ill people is a test of character, and perhaps he failed.

Yeah, the mentally ill should not be gossip fodder. I thought we agreed to that when Amanda Bynes was in similar circumstances. Please stop adding to the stigma of mental illness.

This has applied to Lindsay’s life for the past 15 years or so

It’s vegan makeup drama! So a subset of vegan blogger drama?

It sits right at that delightful intersection of “racist” and “calculating.”

I don’t care much about make-up and I’m not that familiar with Kat Von D, but I’ll admit back in my scene kid days I ran in some of the same circles as Jeffree Star, and no one who met him back then is the least bit shocked to hear someone say he’s a racist, misogynistic bully.

that’s really fucking awful. goes to show that you can be a dude with a makeup line, pink hair, etc. and still be a raging misogynist.

PAID.

Why are they doing this to her???????? Just because she is a black woman who is in Ghostbusters????? I don’t understand. Who are these people?????????? It scares me to think that I could know one of them and not know it.

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.

Ok cool, but can we talk about how absolutely foul it was of Khloe to tweet a picture of what was assumed to be Chloe’s asshole? Because even if it wasn’t, that butt belongs to SOME woman out there and that shit is just gross as hell. Disagree with Chloe, ok, cool. But to come at her like that, when you’re almost…

The comments on some of the fb pages are ridiculous, even by Kooky Kurrent Konservative standards. As if Tunik is some kind of Milo shitbag, openly trolling “libtard lesbian hags” into getting naked for him for sheer personal pleasure. I guess the bulk of dumbass America never got past laughing at nekkid bodies at…