Yo I hear you totally shit your pants in rage from such life stressors as shopping in malls and commenting on the internet. Try the menstrual cup, it’s a lifesaver for bitches with heavy flows like you. :-)

Hi, rage bitch. Gotten upset in any malls today?

Wow. You are a fucking mess with rage bitch problems. Wow. Woooooooooooooow.

You’re the one who can’t stay emotionally composed for 30 seconds in a mall, but I’m the one who needs to lighten up? Bitch, you’re a mess. Big strong boys can handle tough jobs like shopping in a mall. Faggy bitches lose their cool in 30 seconds. That’s you. You said that’s you. You’re a bitch.

Nope. Not even remotely true, with the admitted exception of the fact that yes it’s Trump country. But Stillwater is straight down the line middle class, with a couple working class/poor trailer parks thrown in. It’s a small town with a strong sense of community. You do NOT know what you’re talking about if you think…

I do so all the time. You have an anger problem if your bar is that low. A lot of people in the world who would give anything to live a life where that’s considered a problem. Waaaah, I have disposable income to go shopping for new high tech toys. Waaaah.

It’s garbage, she’s garbage, no doubt. Its greatest sin however is its total lack of originality. Face it: this looks and sounds like every single shit rap song out there these days. If you think this video depicts hatred and disregard for black people, well, you should see some of the videos and music real actual…

This is why America laughs at Jezebel. You are garbage.

Now run along and get raped, stupid bitch.

Wow, so this is OK to post and talk about and laugh at? Will there be a follow-up piece, 10 Best Places For White People To Escape Black People For Awhile? Ha lol I’m kidding obviously, that would be racist but this isn’t. Somehow.

You motherfucking hypocritical clowns. Keep blaming others for your problems, and watch…

Didn’t Gizmodo used to be a tech blog?

And this is why I won’t lift a finger to do any of the things suggested in this article. Because you people are just as much thugs as the extreme right is. Fuck you and fuck your hypocrisy.

Wow look at all the calls for and encouragement of violence in the comments.

You fucking hypocrites.

It’s OK to attack somebody peacefully expressing their views?

How liberal. How tolerant.

I’m white, and you forgot “take a page from Asian-Americans and get your fucking shit together.”

Jesus, you’re a quarter-educated pretentious twerp.

All the internet stars for this comment. Thank you.

Only people with Ph. D.’s in a subject are allowed to have an opinion on that subject? Fuck outta here, ad hominem troll.

And those neighborhoods were so peace-loving and crime-free before the Olympics. An outrage, law enforcement enforcing the law.

One of the stupidest fucking Kardashian articles I’ve ever read. Ironically, it was written as lamely as the show it’s reviewing and with the same style of fault: it can’t make up its mind what its perspective is supposed to be. Here’s a perspective for you: fuck all of the Kardashians, and fuck Jezebel’s milquetoast…

We’re ALL gonna DIE oh my GOD.