Same reply to you as to the original commenter: we DON’T hate all of you! Just the trash and the thugs and the scumbags and the animals. And that’s a lot of you. It’s not all of you. It’s a lot of you.

There, understand now?

We don’t hate them all! Just the thugs and scumbags, and their parents that raise them that way. :-)

Please stop arguing from reason using non-hysterical, non-sarcastic, adult-like rhetoric.

A little less effort trying to sound hip and cool in your reporting, and a little more effort into shoring up your base level of knowledge about the world around you. North Korea is on the other side of the International Date Line. It’s already Tuesday, April 25th over. Not tomorrow, as you incorrectly stated and as…

***raises dick***

***i mean hand***

What? Jesus dude, no. We test-detonated a large handful of nuke above ground back in the 1950's within the continental United States. Did that hurt a lot of people with downwind radiation? Yes it sure as hell did, something the U.S. worked hard to cover up for a long time. Was it a really bad and stupid thing to do?…

“Service Worker termination by a timeout timer was canceled because DevTools is attached.”

halp?

You know.....no. Cut that shit out and think. This is not an opinion piece, it’s scientifically based and written. It didn’t say or mean that everybody who eats room temp rice older than 2 hours will get sick. It’s possible for your Asian gf to never have gotten sick, and for the science presented in this article to…

Only “Robocop” and “Total Recall”? It’s called “Showgirls”, you one-note charlie.

You know how Jezebel is exhausting because every single word and sentence and story always has to ceaseless remind you that everybody there is a politically progressive woman? There’s nothing wrong with that, just like there’s nothing…

Drew is so goddamn DILF hot, and today is the day I wish to consummate my boner for him. Inbox me, Drewy!!!!

Hi, everybody. :-)

45 year old Gen X-er here. Your comment needs many, many more stars.

Holy fucking shit, you ignorant uneducated piece of human garbage. Fifteen of the nineteen hijackers came from Saudi Arabia. 15 out of 19. You could use the internet to actually educate yourself, but you purposefully choose not to. For that, fuck you. Completely regardless of your political beliefs, fuck you.

This is more important than your hobbies and interests and pastimes. Your thinking is disgustingly selfish. Note that I have no idea where you stand on this issue, because you didn’t explain that in your comment. Which is fine, because that’s not my point. Hell, you might be against the ban. Either way, your comment…

You sound damaged and cute. I’m single and hot. :-)

Your dad likes my cock.

I agree.

Actually, she does. It’s called getting paid to provide services contracted to, in this case a live performance. She is a dancing monkey, she does have to do what she agreed to do, and I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that pretty much 100% of America agrees.

Now dance, douchey monkey, dance.

No apology/explanation needed, you’re dead on correct, and I hope you have a happy new year. :)

Shaddup.