I’ve always thought this dude was extremely boring. Say what you want about Guy Fieri, but at least he has personality. I forgot Bobby Flay exists while he’s still talking.

One thing that really grinds my gears in films is the utterly sociopathic trope wherein the audience is supposed to care more about violence against animals than against humans.

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

My view is, if you’re not doing something that is easy and free and won’t harm you but runs a significant risk of harming many others, it’s pretty damn selfish. But my rage is most concentrated towards the rich ones.

This is a grossly underappreciated comment.

From left to right; dad, passenger, driver. Driver and passenger are wearing matching work shirts. I bet driver works for dad’s business and they were “working” at the time of the accident. I can’t wait to find out who they are. 

I heard Abbott is also working on a bill where you can sue all bicyclists you run over.

His mother and father were siblings.

Gov. Abbott is already working on a blanket pardon for this kid for anything he may be found guilty of going forward.

What are the ‘family connections’ ?

As much as your gif captures the ineffable grace and dignity of Kaitlin Olsen, actress, I thought that was gonna be this:

And not a single Emmy nomination. How? Is this show really too out there for the Academy?

the closeup pic is even better

Kaitlin Olson for my money is the best sitcom actress alive. 

That...isnt at all what anyone is saying...  Like...not even *a little bit*...

His explanation on how he got in that shape (ripped and jacked) is the best. Sure you can look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club: just be super wealthy and more importantly be able to dedicate 6 to 9 months into fitness with no other lifestyle. Completely normal.

It gets a lot of grief for popularizing the now overused “found footage” trope, and it doesn’t really hold up to repeated viewings, but The Blair Witch Project was genuinely unsettling to me at first watch.

Chipotle be like

Am I the only one who absolutely hates the internet’s tendency to overuse the word “banned?” You’ll see a video online for an ad that was created to be web-only, and it’ll be labeled “Banned from TV.” Some Dr Seuss books go out of print, and you can find them used online under the heading “banned Dr. Seuss books.” I…

As a woman who cleans her house, does laundry, cooks, works out at the gym, works in the yard, drives herself, etc.; I hate that style of nails with the fire of a thousand suns. Why not bind your feet? At least your fucking hands will be free.