someone should make a movie about that

It's going to be difficult for him to enter a plea because every time he starts talking he falls backwards into a display rack full of thimbles.

I thought the first one was decent.

I also came down here to say this. Event Horizon rules.

Lawnmower Man is so bad it’s good. Also has some good nudity.

Ugh, that Shining mini-series. As much as King complains about the Kubrick adaptation, the only two things that are really missing that matter are Hallorann’s greater role and the palpable sense of desperation that the Torrance family has in the book when Jack takes the job.

I came to comment the same thing.  Event Horizon is a classic, in the pantheon of space horror movies.

It’s a combination of bad writing, overacting, truly crappy FX, and an odd TV-movie sappiness underlying it all. The only one not overacting was David Morse, and he just walked around with a vaguely half-scared/half-constipated look on his face. And the “everyone jumping excitedly into the air with a big YEAH!!!”…

Wait did you say Stephen King’s movie opinions are bad partially because he likes Event Horizon?  Or did I read that wrong?  It’s early so I might have read that wrong.

That person just posts “so brave” to everything because they haven’t found a new meme in 10 years, just ignore him. His next move will be to call you dumb, ugly, and fat, because that’s where his brain and vocabulary cap out.

I mean, most people seem to agree with the poster and is the highest rate comment, so in context of this article, it is the most voted on, and therefore the most important. Nice of you to point it out though!

Fuck you Jack.

his outsized weight

“his account was reinstated because “he is now an active candidate for president of the United States.””

for real

European fantasies.

Theygotperiodsquiteafewperiods

You know mermaids are fantasy creatures, right?

Whatever their review weighting system is, it can’t possibly be worse than letting randos on the internet determine the score