At the end of the day, Charlie Damski and Tiffany King both got to go viral

The fun thing about these slideshows besides nothing is that when I play one video, and then skip to the next slide without stopping the video, and play a video on the next slide, it plays both videos on top of each other. In case I ever wondered what The Weeknd and Big Thief sounded like mashed up. Which I didn’t. 

Oh, please. If this was from someone you didn’t already have a bias to think of positively, I seriously doubt you’d be saying that. This is horrendous behavior. You condoning it only makes you look bad as well.

I was excited, just because it’s a Halloween movie and I wanted to get into the Halloween spirit. Woof. What a POS. What the hell were they thinking? Halfway through the movie, I turned to my wife and said “this was supposed to come out a year ago. Can you imagine having made this turd of a movie, and sitting on it…

That’s exactly what I did. We signed up for one month, we already canceled beyond that, and watched Halloween Kills for $10. I’m glad we did it that way, too, because Halloween Kills should have been called Halloween Sucks Ass. 

Scariest experience was during a screening of Zero Dark Thirty in the Bronx with my wife, then gf. This was not long after the Dark Knight theater shooting in Colorado, for context.

During the scene (spoiler alert?) where the US soldiers are going into Bin Laden’s compound, and specifically right as they’re going…

These spandex movie characters will never die. They get reborn again and again, treading the same well worn path again and again. No new ideas under the sun, I guess.

The Grammys, like all awards shows, but even more so, are a joke. 

Onward stars Chris Pratt, who never deserves another chance. 

“creator”

3%

Same with prostitutes. 

I love dogs in real life but love to run them over in video games. 

Of all the chefs who became celebrities, he always struck me as the most surprising. Zero charisma, charm, humor, the list goes on. 

We don’t know his name, but we do know that he’s white. How do we know?

One of the least surprising accusations I’ve ever heard. 

Best 30 minute show in history. 

wahhhhhhhhhh

So brave of you. 

Sinister? Give me a break.