Scariest experience was during a screening of Zero Dark Thirty in the Bronx with my wife, then gf. This was not long after the Dark Knight theater shooting in Colorado, for context.

During the scene (spoiler alert?) where the US soldiers are going into Bin Laden’s compound, and specifically right as they’re going…

These spandex movie characters will never die. They get reborn again and again, treading the same well worn path again and again. No new ideas under the sun, I guess.

The Grammys, like all awards shows, but even more so, are a joke. 

Onward stars Chris Pratt, who never deserves another chance. 

“creator”

3%

Same with prostitutes. 

I love dogs in real life but love to run them over in video games. 

Of all the chefs who became celebrities, he always struck me as the most surprising. Zero charisma, charm, humor, the list goes on. 

We don’t know his name, but we do know that he’s white. How do we know?

One of the least surprising accusations I’ve ever heard. 

Best 30 minute show in history. 

wahhhhhhhhhh

So brave of you. 

Sinister? Give me a break. 

Yeah how many times did that guy recreate the cover photo? I know he did it for several of Nevermind’s anniversaries. 

The show is insufferable.

It was just generally terrible. 

It was a good day for white women. 

I’d be a lot happier if you told me the staff was all trapped inside and didn’t make it out.