It’s ok if you just read all the other recommendations and not mine. I thought we were cool but I guess not.

BUT HER EMAILS PANEL GAPS!!!

Looks like some did not shut the door

So what you are saying is a van got slammed into by an out of control Honda and autonomous controls had nothing to do with the wreck. So I guess Jalopnik is just reporting on local accidents now. Ok, got it.

“People who voluntarily take on a shitty Uber gig” are people who don’t have much of a choice. Same as people who take on any other low-paying exploitive job.

What are we gonna do? Not go WOT on wet pavement, especially when you’re not used to suck a cab-rear design (fucks me up anytime I drive an older Corvette).

You ever driven one? It’s fucking amazing.

Strongly disagree.

I really hate giant SUVs, but the Escalade is elegant and handsome.

Those Alfas are going to look really sexy by the roadside waiting for tow-trucks.

The Escalade is instantly recognizable and still looks good at night. But the sedans especially are absolutely understyled and hard to distinguish from one another. They’re too soft, lacking the “fins” of the 2nd gen CTS.

The Escalade has a fantastic rear.

Oh, you sounded taller on the radio.

First thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth…

1st gear - if Pruitt really believed in small government, then he’d leave the issue alone entirely and let the automakers choose how they want to handle California. They have three options: make all cars meet the California standard, make cars that don’t meet the California standard but can with a software change or…

Wouldn’t it be crazy if it was found in the following years that multiple auto makers had built cars specifically to beat tests, and that the actual emissions from diesel engines were vastly higher than otherwise reported? Maybe toss in the exposure of the fact that standard emissions tests are inadequate and more…

Can you adopt me so I can get the family discount too? Pretty please??

Buy why would they use the WORST MINIVAN EVER MADE?

There’s so much potential with Cadillac. Hell, I am a 40-something lifelong import fan in part because US brands were so terrible for most of my life... I’d never even think about taking on the risk of owning an American vehicle.

Johan de Nysschen right now: