That moment when the camera focuses on Phelps popping out of the water in first and Friedman is just dead silent trying to figure out what the hell just happened is pure gold.

It’s going to be a rude awakening when you meet an adult male for the first time.

You wrote this all up without noting the Asian woman in the front row trying gamely to disguise her complete and utter disgust.

Bill Simmons has a face for radio and voice for newsprint. This show is such garbage that HBO as a brand has taken a huge hit in my eyes.

Now if only Holmes could just do something about her crazy gaze and fictional technology!

You think that’s bad? Try swimming around in the waters of the Politico comments section. Makes the Rio games look like pure distilled H20.

Hornqvist to center? Da fuck?

This is very solid trolling. Well done.

I know the history just fine.

the Pens gave MAF another big contract instead of trying to find a way to leverage him into cheaper goaltending.

Meera and Hodor are just hanging out, laughing it up when Meera has a strange feeling

This is objectively false.

This is going to be fun. These GOP Senators that live and die by a heavily-slanted private media company (Fox News) will now try to implicitly threaten Facebook, a private media company, that they must listen to the government and cannot curate material as they see fit.

I got there myself but it only took a single Galaxy S4 for me to scurry back as fast as I could.

Hockey fan here. Can confirm infinitely more badass.

No “or” about it.

Are you aware that there are no sports scholarships in the Ivy League you fucking imbecile?

Not to mention, that 8 years later, those conservatives do actually believe Obama destroyed America. What does that mean? Nobody knows and they can’t tell you because they don’t know. It’s just a bit of dog whistlin’.

Quick, look up, that’s where the joke is, flying over your head.

Not sure how this works in Canadian law but under American law police have zero obligation to protect citizens. ZERO. So unfortunately, that cop’s dickish sentiment is actually on point.