And to somehow confirm all of those shallow jokes about him, Christie was cradling a serving of nachos during the entire confrontation.

I learned to Trump from watching YOU, okay dad!?!?

I once saw Wickians kill a restaurant full of people… with a pencil.

I working on the screenplay right now for a film about talking DOS commands. I'm thinking trilogy.

In my recollections of the show, I remember Skip being the funniest one, but in my defense this was back when my ride was a Big Wheel.

I also saw Valerian, and agree with you 100% on the casting. Other than Dan DeHaan (and kind of wasting Rhianna), I thought it was fun. Sure looked great—like Heavy Metal magazine brought to life.

YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

Look, this isn't even an argument!

Wanna go see The Emoji Movie? Pool.

I gotta figure out something to do with my kids this weekend so requests to see this don't come up. Hey gang, we're going apple picking! They haven't blossomed yet though, so we'll just wait under these trees until they're ready! Who knows some fun songs? STOP FIGHTING!

Real patriots carry their own poison pills at all times. They don't expect the government to just hand them one for free. Called Capitalism, you goddam libruls.

I'm not sure how to tell you this, taco, but… there never was a film called Blast from the Past. And IMDB hasn't existed for years. And you never had a childhood… you're an artificial intelligence satellite orbiting one of Saturn's moons, experiencing what humans once called 'life' as a simulation.
But yeah, Pink Lady…

Why Mr. Santy Clause, why?

I remember seeing a wonderful interview with Foray on a Nickelodeon show called Livewire in the early 80s—it kind of blew my tender young mind to see all these familiar voices—Witch Hazel, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, the girl from the Cap'n Crunch commercials—coming out of the same appealing person.

What a jeJune comment.

As soon as I saw this news, I thought, I hope someone's paying Karl Rove royalties for tearing pages out of his playbook.
Actually, no, I don't hope anyone's paying Karl Rove anything.

He's a reality TV show entertainer who is doing a little side thing as President of the United States of America.
Also, Idiocracy tie-in.

I mean, what, are we only supposed to like smart stuff now? [Throws out Jason Statham's DVD oeuvre]

And that he doesn't know what Blue-ray is, or to which planet exactly Jor-El sent his son. God, this interview was pure pleasure. I've had orgasms that weren't this satisfying.

She's only just begun to fight crime.