I remember being really unnerved by Taylor coming across the severed, mounted head of one of his fellow astronauts.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Dead of the Planet of Tarzan of the Apes

I mean, they did come up with that whole global warming hoax…

Top five Superman villains, in ascending order: Bizarro, Mongul, Lex Luthor, Zod, Braniac. Do you see your name in there, Mr. Mxyzptlk? Maybe in the top ten, but there's no room for you in the top five, sorry.

Hannity next, Hannity next, Hannity next (crosses fingers)

I would tell you to keep your stupid ideas to yourself, except that your ideas are ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

Maurice Sendak told a story about a friend who suddenly lost his wife. At the funeral, his young daughter pointed at a woman in attendance and asked her father "Why don't you marry her?" The man was horrified, but Sendak interpreted the girl's request as the expression of normal, natural feelings (she was accustomed…

That's your perogi-tive.

Go on…

"Rolling, reading headlines like I'm Mika Brzezinski/
Suckin' on a blunt like I'm John Krisinski/
Holdin' it in like I'm Keith Olbermann/
Then gettin' my meat on at the Smith & Wolinski."

Honestly, I think so many people venerate Reagan because during the 80's we all had it drummed into our heads that the Cold War would end in a nuclear apocalypse, and when it didn't everyone was astonished and looked around for someone to thank and Reagan seemed to be the guy who brought us through safely.

I don't want to defend Reagan, but to compare his 1980 campaign and party nomination to Trump's is a study in sharp contrasts. Reagan was relentlessly positive ("It's Morning in America,") inclusive (pathway to citizenship), and professional. Trump and his Republican convention were shrill, negative, apocalyptic,…

A scandal which, today, would be too insignificant even for a Fox & Friends mention.

I can remember years when George W. Bush was hailed by right wingers as not just one of the greatest presidents ever, but a master strategist whose every move produced flawless outcomes and whose folksy demeanor masked a penetrating brilliance. They all gave that up. They couldn't keep it going. None of the people who…

Dougray Scott would have made a much better Wolverine. [/troll]

It's funny, but commenters on this site have said such wonderful things about War Zone for so long that I assumed it was a much-loved hit. I only learned recently that it flopped big when it came out and for quite some time no one had anything good to say about it. Personally I thought it was okay, with my one…

Ink on paper can make things seem awesome—things that look beyond campy when done by actors in costumes.

Save it for the Avengers, Kang! Use it!

[Alien Jesus leaves a burning bag of dog poop on Horus' doorstep]

We here at the AV Club know better!