Who among us, really, doesn't regret those two times we had sex with Alex Jones?

The boar grunts. You can't explain it.

Oh so now the PC crowd won't let us compare women to food which we consume greedily?!? That's just so unfair. We predators are the real victims in this topsy turvy scenario.

"This admission from Alex Jones is actually PROOF that he was RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL ALONG!" —Infowars listener

I will confess, the Minotaun rocked. As a kid I thought he was the main character.

Thank you so much Will for getting to Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger; I saw it when it came out in the theaters, and I recently rewatched it. One of Harryhausen's weakest, actually, though Seymour is of course wonderful (she's also very young, and all of her costumes are very skimpy—no wonder my dad rushed us out to…

The Australian comedy show Frontline once pointed out that, to Australians, "Korea" rhymes with "beer."

Shems on me for forgetting him!

Ragman is Jewish. Also two very obscure superheroes are explicitly tied to Jewish mythology/culture: DC's The Seraph and Marvel's Sabra.

I'm Sura lot of us still get a kick outta puns, so Al Hazar-d to make some more.

That's just how EVERYBODY looks at Trudeau. That "where did I leave my massage oils again?" expression.

To be fair, his play Angels in America was remarkable.

It makes me priapic.

That message was definitely not coming through when I saw it.

I disagree—I really think Jesus' Son is so beautiful that I just can't be bummed by it. The final story, the one of the Mennonite woman singing the hymns, is one of the most perfect and affecting metaphors for God and religion—and humanity's simultaneous fascination with it and distance from it—ever filmed. And the…

I saw Watchmen on opening night, and as soon as the audience saw the full Dr. Manhattan, it was nothing but giggles. Every time he appeared again, you could hear giggling and whispers of "Penis!" I wanted to say, "Jesus Christ you imbeciles, did you not read the comics? Did you honestly not know we were gonna see this…

One of the funniest things that Dennis Miller ever did as the Weekend Update anchor was spontaneously shout the names of the 21 Jump Street leads.
GRIECO!
DEPP!!
DEPP!!!
GRIECO!!!
GRIECO AND DEPP!!!!
DEPP AND GRIECO!!!!!

Job and Jesus really need to form a support group.

Agreed, but I find myself agreeing with Mattis a bit.

I'm going to be the contrarian: I thought the flaws in Jessica Jones really dragged it down, and those flaws almost all come from the main character and the actress who plays her. Krystin Ritter just did not seem like a superhero to me, or a P. I., or a credible or engaging heroine of a suspense story (I thought they…