Sounds about right.

Works for me.

Where did you get that it had 3 stern drives? Bravo Three XR is the model...

See, I believe that both candidates are nutcases, just complete opposite nutcases.

Or you know, fuck party lines and go third party...

Unless the dirt’s got rocks and your car has an aluminum oil pan....

Breeding octopus shark hybrids.

No idea. Up until this boat, many of mine could be pull started. Not that you’d want to pull start a V6 outboard, but it was still possible.

No key. It has a key pad you put a code into. The key pad is shot. Fortunately, we have a huge barn and 2 warehouses to store all our toys (and to rent out space in for others as well).

Owning a WOODEN boat is up there, as well.

I guess it’s got to be this:

Do you have legs?

Good rant.

Mostly because a straight six won’t fit. These cars are tiny. Extremely tiny. Like, I can’t wear shoes (size 11-12) to drive one tiny. Typically, these are powered by Ford Duratec or similar engines.

Fusion

As a resident of Northeast Connecticut I can say it works. Though we only buy them used as we’re all poor folk up here. That said, I’d love to have one of those just to get my wagon fix.

Sweet. 12 minutes from my brothers place (the douchbag hipster).

Has no one seen Ex-Driver? When autonomous cars drive everyone, nobody wins. Except for those few plucky teens with gas powered cars.

Hands, yes. The rest of me...

You’ll pry my flannel from my cold dead hands?