Please take all of that. Except flannel. Love me some flannel sheets come winter time.

Can they please make a street version of this? Maybe with a hatchback / hardtop? PLEASE! Even if it only has 240hp or so, it would be a blast.

You are correct. So let’s go with the most expensive parts. Where are the engine and transmissions made?

Are they actually made here, or just assembled here?

I’d actually watch an aardvark eat marbles. I do agree about the article(s) though.

dipyourcar.com is you’re friend...

I’d drive the hell out of that Jag. Damn is that a sexy sexy beast.

For a vehicle that would be parked most of the time, I think either works. A Forester certainly would be cheaper...

That’s the worst commercial. Every time it’s on we question who the target audience is, and secondly why in the hell they bought Camry’s when there are thousands of better cars for the track out there.

I mean, if I went ‘round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

First thought: This would make an awesome fly fishing rig. Big enough to fit 4 guys and gear, yet small enough to get into some of the remote/smaller streams.

I think I’ve seen those... You may be on to something.

Porn star or cartoon, does it really matter?

If you grew up in the 60's or 70's you are old people. Get the 4 door.

My Audi shut the fogs off with high beams. It also shut off the rear fog (which is stupid).

Not if you’re thinking of Ralph Larsen. He’s dead. Great guy. I used to work with his son (kind of a tool, unsurprisingly).

Real upstate, or Manhattans version of upstate?

Not a damn thing. I’m going to stick with with my G5. Long live the removable battery, and microSD slot.

I’m more shocked he’s NOT wearing socks with those sandals...