Real people play videogames for fun, losers like you play to assert a false dominance over strangers and talk shit to feel superior because you know you can’t face to face. If you want competition stick to the competitive playlist and let those of us who want to have a chill fun hour or so do so in the standard pub…

i love how i got my titan to look. best armor in any game ive played in a while, and now i’m ugly. I’m actually quitting Bungie because they keep leaving loot irrelevant every couple DLC’s. Destiny is a loot-based FPS MMO, and the only part bungie has ever gotten right is the gunplay. There wasn’t even any lore until…

this isn’t billiards it’s golf. To start he putts the ball down some stairs and ends with a golf ball going down a golf hole. Just because a bunch of pool tables are used does not make it billiards. Call it a Golf Rube Goldberg using Billiards. That would be accurate. not a single ball went into a pocket.

you beat me to it. I’ve watched a lot of terrible tv working nightshift “security” and this is definitely the one. Though I have to say The Dome, not the show but the entity, redeemed itself somewhat with the self aware posts on here.

I lived on the 37th parallel in Missouri for 4 years, what he says about cows is real. On a ranch i worked at i saw a brahma bull that was drained of all blood with its intestines missing. It was healthy the day before. That doesn’t happen overnight. Call it what you will, aliens, shady government, chupacabra, there…

I Pirated it, and now both my computer and I have aids.

hydrocortizone, i have an eczema patch on my arm that flares up every once in a while, usually winter. Hydrocortizone 10 purple is what I use, over the counter at any drugstore, or even QFC.

Good to see Event Horizon NOT on the list. If I saw that in space I’d go out the airlock naked immediately.

Far Cry: Blood Dragon, because dinosaurs with laser eyes and all the marvelous 80's early 90's references, also the most wtf game I’ve played second only to Bayonetta.

The voiceover is the HonestTrailers guy (huge Transformers fan), just knowing he is involved lets me know this is going to be good.