225 years of slavery probably seemed pretty bad to some.

“Garlicky, ranchy toes” also happens to be the top item on Rex Ryan’s Pornhub search history.

It is absolutely hilarious to me that this, oh, decade long “farm-to-table” trend has convinced a nation of mouthbreathers to “let the ingredients speak for themselves.” Fuck that. Yes, a nicely marbled ribeye or strip with some salt and pepper tastes very good. You know what tastes even better? That very good tasting…

...Adult child President reverses ban on elephant trophies as a distraction for a tax bill that will move the country further toward a plutocracy...

I’m still waiting for the sky to pop open and it to turn out to be a Truman Show situation where they were just seeing what batshit scenario they had to present for me to say okay, this can’t be real.

People smashing their Keurigs to defend the name of a pedophile, pizza chain demanding nazi’s stop making them their official pizza, white supremacists freaking out because a man who named himself Baked Alaska is banned from Twitter, another terrible DC Movie drops in theaters, US Attorney General simply refuses to…

It’s kind of weird that some people have such dearly held beliefs about what other people eat.

yeah, NFL sidelines are prime deer-stalking ground.

My brother is one of those Duck Dynasty types who only dresses in camo. I think he’s getting sick of me yelling “YOUR JACKET IS BROKEN! WE CAN SEE YOU!” at family functions.

That explains the camo slippers they sell at Cabelas.

when Sunday afternoons come and the games come on, you say, Oh yeah … football!

Fuck me, you’re right

On nationalism and commerce:

The Stranger Things episode that no one liked? That my friend was actually the hook for a spin-off series. It’s so close to guaranteed that it should be your lock of the week. We have an ethnically diverse cast to appeal to millennials, we have a ready-made story line, we have a cliff-hanger about a maybe not so dead…

Same price as a similar BGE setup but with gas ignition, doesn’t break, it’s lighter and more dynamic control of heat due to air insulation vs. ceramics.

I’m 34, and reading that was about the greatest moment in mine.

God bless you and the works you accomplished.

I’ll be there Zuk - I’ll be the non-descript, balding, early thirtysomething white guy so you’ll be able spot me in the crowd right away.

I remember that being released, but I'm not sure if I ever tried it…if I did, it didn't make much of an impression.

Most countries "major" beers are often on the spectrum of mediocre to awful, but I've never had something so actively repulsive as a Coors Light.