I actively avoid this episode, because it always seems like I’m dicing goddamn onions....

I know a lot of Old Guys Who Hang Out in Hardware Stores love it, but I’m gonna throw Home Depot into the ring here.

I like Trader Joe’s for their good prices on reasonably high quality products. But I hate shopping there, and despise, with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns ,every other shopper in there. Parking their cart in the middle of one of those narrow aisles to wander off in search of pumpkin flavored something…

Having a friend with a boat is in every way better than having a friend with a horse.

Conrad Brooks? Is that you?

A major area of study for me in college was nuclear weapons policy, specifically the policies determining their numbers, dispositions, situations in which they would be used, etc... and also on the immense diplomatic effort from the 40's to today, from basically every nuclear weapons state, that’s gone into preventing…

I just don’t know how anyone expects that another country would ever again trust us to keep our word if we pull out of the Iran deal.

This seems unreasonably optimistic

I guess this is a good lesson all around.

Well shit, Then I’d love to know what motivated this guy.

Other than stupidity, I mean.

My highshool was the Skyline Spartans, we ripped off the mascot, logo and very nearly the colors of Michigan State. Which, to be fair, pushes the level of creativity allowed in suburban school districts. 

Neighboring schools had “Totems” and “Indians” as their mascots though...

I might be going out on a limb here, but maybe teachers and school administrators should be paid enough that they don’t have to hustle bootleg merchandise?

Well, if they were to acknowledge Woody’s actual politics... Lets just say it would start getting a little awkward.

I bought one of these for my dad. A week later he came by my apartment and gave me his (very nice and rather expensive) Weber gas grill that he “no longer had any use for”.

I mean, I know that the prison system in this country is a bloated monster, greedily devouring the lives of millions of our own citizens. And that the very existence of such a system is something we should be unequivocally ashamed of.

There’s.... a lot of details from the books that’s been completely omitted from the show.

Which, honestly, gives me hope that 300 years from now when the last book is published I’ll actually have something original and interesting read.

I think “better” is subjective to the individual eater.

As a Seahawks fan, I know people generally don’t like us. I don’t even like other Hawks fans. But hey, for all our faults at least we don’t have this Nazi shitpile cheering for us.

As a WSU alum and fan, this rings sadly true almost every year.

Absolutely flawless analogy.