Alternate Seattleite take:

I dunno, my fellow Seahawks fans tend to turn into even worse humorless assholes in response to WYTS, than they normally are... Which really takes things to a whole new level.

I think... you may be lost

Spicy, I like it.

Welcome :)

the transplants are all tech-industry fuckwits with zero self-awareness or social skills.

To be fair, almost everyone from Spokane is an over-serious boob.

Almost like a... planned demolition?

If you’re in Seattle, you can buy it in a store.

And it really helps when dealing with some “12's”

And lets not forget the bright pink, be-dazzeled, Mrs. Hasselbeck jerseys ridin’ shotgun in the bro-dozer.