“I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing “I’m an Oscar Meyer Wiener”.”

As I recall it was inspired by the existential crisis Howie had when he discovered that he was 1/32nd Welsh and only 31/32 parts pure Anglo-Saxon.

SAD WORDS, BUT A HORSE GUY

Dios mio! El abominacion de las mattel....

8 pages of people sitting down in the opening issue? Not very promising I’m afraid.

Thurnberg is just making empty emotional outbursts for people that rely on “shaming” and emotional thinking rather than rational arguments. That way no one will question why she is showing up in high tax-revenue countries instead of the world’s largest polluters.

Developed by Sigmund Freud in his last, and probably most controversial work, Moses and Monotheism.

If you watch carefully, Looking Glass said Keene’s “keeping the peace” explanation for his motives ‘wasn’t the truth’, but Keene pivoted to 11/2 before Wade could press the subject.

Dude let Rorschach and Nite Owl walk after explaining his plan instead of beating them to death and leaving their corpses buried in Antarctica. If there’s anything we know about Veidt it is his love of explaining his masterplan in the most theatrical manner possible.

He probably keeps it on a need-to-use basis.
You never know when 80 year old Ozymandias might pop out to throw you out of a skyscraper.

Rorschach’s last entry was about going to confront Veidt, his belief that he may not come back, and that whatever happens next, Veidt was behind it all. That last entry was on 11/1 1985, the day before the squid attack. It doesn’t take a genius to put it together that what Veidt was behind was the squid attack that…

It also says “whatever happens, Veidt behind it all” with the last entry on 11/1, 1985. Doesn’t take a conspiracy nut to put that together.

Of course, in reality the exact opposite happened where a white character was retroactively appropriated by the new Watchmen.

Angela is shown to be every bit the dense, violent idiot Rorschach was. Amusingly though, reviewers on AV Club don’t notice what’s clearly in the text to be the mirror image of the reviled “Rorschach fan”.

Captain Metropolis is more your Log Cabin Republican than a liberal. A masked Milo Yiannovich, if you will.

She could also be a Veidt cultist like the the North Vietnamese refugees Ozymandias poisoned.

My pet theory is that it’s an offshoot of the technology Veidt developed to encode the horror artists’ information into the squid’s brain.

Disagree

Shills aren’t people.

MSM catching up to late 2017 memes, good job internet.