She’s such a dumb woman, despite her so-called intelligence. She moved the family to Massachusetts to ‘get him away from temptation’, because apparently it was all those women throwing themselves at him that made him cheat (which is her version of what went on). She seems unable to see that every time he stuck his…

If you swapped out ‘Bernnie’ with ‘Obama’ in that second paragraph you would have said the same thing everyone was saying in 2007.

I made these cookies yesterday. Chocolate gingerbread. If they can’t convince you to watch these movies then nothing will.

I can’t even with this. I like Star War(s). I like it a lot. There are things I don’t like (GoT. Thanks, no.) but I’m not going to purposefully troll those who do enjoy it.

They tried to give up after barely a day of deliberations. Try harder, fools.

If Lala doesn’t feel violated, I am happy and glad for her (being a rape survivor myself, I would never wish anyone to feel what I feel/felt), but I certainly hope she doesn’t feel like she can speak for any other women that have had a similar experience with this guy. She might not feel violated or threatened by him,…

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

Can we talk about John Boyega’s MJ glove? Is the one glove thing making a comeback?

Every day I wake up and I’m not Mrs. Oscar Isaac and it’s sad.

I am in line to be Carrie Fishers friend. call me girl! Does Gina R have some sort of Millennium Falcon clutch because I gotta have that!!!

#queen

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman and the most treasured of American treasures

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

I’m still going to listen to it

It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.

I say we all start sending these yahoos our soaked tampons and pads so they can cherish all the pre-babies that tragically were flushed from the womb due to no fertilization. I think they'd appreciate the chance to mourn. I know there are medical waste disposal measures that facilities must follow but I personally…

When asked about post-fetus children in his state who don’t have enough to eat every day, the AG commented ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes. And yes.

Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.