Ariana Grande has to be pissed off that Miley is stealing her gimmick.

2ed worst comedian in America, right after Adam Sandler

The teacher said she knew her joke went too far,

Olivia Munn has made Aaron Rodgers my favorite sports ball player

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

I bet she came bearing gifts.

The Globes is not worth watching without Fey and Poehler.

#yas

I had a whole Furby family.

She’s who I want to be when I grow young. Flawless always. In mind and appearance.

I hate the word “bint”. British military officers took the Arabic word for “girl” and turned it into a word meaning “woman who’s a stupid twit”. It’s pretty racist in its origin.

get out.

Quack Attack Baby

Turn around, BrightEyes. Turn around. :) They came together ‘cause opposites attract.

I was always had a soft spot for Emilio Estevez just because he never changed his name.

Wanna feel older?

Welp, I’m old.

Ah, Nepotism.

Ready to have your mind blown? Emilio Estevez is Charlie Sheen’s brother