A rare photo of CamelBak in the wild:

Huckabee Sanders is the human incarnation of a Dorito fart trapped in a throw pillow.

I used to loathe Lavar Ball. I thought he was a grandstanding troll that was coasting on the athletic ability of his oldest son.

...dad?!

Yeah but still...

Well plaid, sir.

Seriously.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

And it doesn’t matter! Republican voters will continue to vote for this guy simply because he is a Republican. No amount of hypocrisy will change that as long as he keeps sticking it to liberals.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

I call them taxes you fucking cunt-punter.

Put it in your checked luggage. I’ve done it many times with no problems. “How’d THAT get in there? What kind of two-bit smuggling operation are you clowns running here?”.

Dwight should really yell “And 0!” when he goes to the hole like that

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Sage strikes me as the kinda guy who didn’t even know when Election Day was

Found the republican!