Smoke tires not weed

Smoke tires not weed

Element is definitely the right choice. It ticks every single box.

You Sir must buy an MV-1

A five year old, modified 370z? That’s about $7k too much.

Note to the media: stop calling this kind of shit an accident. An accident is sliding on black ice. Street racing is an intentional decision.

“According to the report, the collision occurred on a two-mile stretch of Bayshore Boulevard that is four lanes wide with a grass median separating the two sides of the road, which does not have any crosswalks. Previous attempts at having the road’s 40 mph speed limit lowered have failed.

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.

“Previous attempts to lower the speed limit to 40 were not successful.”

You obviously know nothing of dirt bikes as both of those statements are accurate.

People Pleasers (Probe) (don’t knock it till you try it)

It’s more about shapes, textures and forms. The only difference is that GM’s Interior by Fisher Price Plastic is hard and spontaneous cracks as evidenced by virtually every dashboard panel trim piece and bezel in my Mom’s 2005 Cavalier. I bought it in 2007 and it used to be mine.

People Burners (Pinto)

The inspiration for every GM car interior from the mid 1990s to the late 2000s.

Rubbermaid would like a word.

The Top Gear guys were wrong.

900lb weight loss!!! Now that is worth bragging about!

I know you probably have to help people and all (something about a hippopotamus oath), but personally I’m leaning towards old Chucky Darwin on this one. Goddamn if they’re an adult and don’t wear seat belts by now, I’m not sure earth is the right place for them.

Some of us can see the parking lot from our office windows. I don’t know if Jeepin’ is one of those people... but I know that I can from my desk.

My work was so concerned with how fast people went through our parking lots that they put speed bumps down in the road-like areas of the parking lot. Now people just race…